Halloween. The time of year where everyone changes into a costume of their choosing with little to no originality, as long as they're showing a lot of skin or don't have to buy anything. We're all tired of the bunny ears, cat whiskers, and white sheet ghosts. Let's try to be more original this year and put some thought into a trendy costume at this year’s SPU Halloween party.
"Oh, Jesus", said Marcia Senatus, a junior at Saint Peter's University. "Sexy police women, it just not original anymore."
"Oh, and I hate the sexy nurse or the sexy ref", Kaycee de Voogd says rolling her eyes.
2. Sexy Nurse
The costume that never fails to show up on Halloween. The old school red and white tight leather skirt and bustier top, covered in red crosses. Quite frankly, this costume belongs in the bedroom and not in the party.
3. The Bunny
Please, I beg of you all, do not succumb to the Bunny costume. The beige tights, the tight unitard, and bunny ears. Do those items even sound like they result in a complete outfit? We're all exhausted from the infamous bunny costume, don't be the one silly rabbit in the group.
Gentleman, we didn't forget about you. The minimalists during Halloween, there's little to no imagination or thought put into your costumes. Boots and a cowboy hat, done! A fitted hat and a baseball bat, there's my outfit! We need some effort from you all.
4. The Jock
Putting on the shorts you sleep in, throwing on an old wife beater, and wearing a nike sweatband and calling yourself a basketball player isn't good enough. Try to step outside of your closet and get original, because athletes being athletes on Halloween is really fun.
5. Jersey Shore
"It's annoying", says senior Neechelle Ingram. "A little bit too ratchet, tired of the J-Wow boobies, Snookie hair poof, and Situation meat heads."
All of you with your fake tanner, hairspray, glitter, and jersey accents, we don't care. Please keep it far far away, the show has been over for years now, let it stay in the past with all of the other terrible MTV reality shows.
Get trendy! We're all on Twitter and Instagram. We know all of these wild celebrities, how they walk, talk, and dress. All of the new shows and the hilarious characters, political figures that are in the spotlight, and movie stars that we all love. Don't be a spooky cliche this Halloween!
Trending Costumes
"Oh, Jesus", said Marcia Senatus, a junior at Saint Peter's University. "Sexy police women, it just not original anymore."
- Sexy Police Women
"Oh, and I hate the sexy nurse or the sexy ref", Kaycee de Voogd says rolling her eyes.
2. Sexy Nurse
The costume that never fails to show up on Halloween. The old school red and white tight leather skirt and bustier top, covered in red crosses. Quite frankly, this costume belongs in the bedroom and not in the party.
3. The Bunny
Please, I beg of you all, do not succumb to the Bunny costume. The beige tights, the tight unitard, and bunny ears. Do those items even sound like they result in a complete outfit? We're all exhausted from the infamous bunny costume, don't be the one silly rabbit in the group.
Gentleman, we didn't forget about you. The minimalists during Halloween, there's little to no imagination or thought put into your costumes. Boots and a cowboy hat, done! A fitted hat and a baseball bat, there's my outfit! We need some effort from you all.
4. The Jock
Putting on the shorts you sleep in, throwing on an old wife beater, and wearing a nike sweatband and calling yourself a basketball player isn't good enough. Try to step outside of your closet and get original, because athletes being athletes on Halloween is really fun.
5. Jersey Shore
"It's annoying", says senior Neechelle Ingram. "A little bit too ratchet, tired of the J-Wow boobies, Snookie hair poof, and Situation meat heads."
All of you with your fake tanner, hairspray, glitter, and jersey accents, we don't care. Please keep it far far away, the show has been over for years now, let it stay in the past with all of the other terrible MTV reality shows.
Get trendy! We're all on Twitter and Instagram. We know all of these wild celebrities, how they walk, talk, and dress. All of the new shows and the hilarious characters, political figures that are in the spotlight, and movie stars that we all love. Don't be a spooky cliche this Halloween!
Trending Costumes
- Donald Trump
- "Netflix and Chill" Costume
- Caitlin Jenner
- Katniss
- Minions
- Ant Man
- Justin Bieber
- Miley Cyrus
- Pope Francis
- Orange is the New Black Cast
- Bill Cosby
- Empire Cast